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Splash Damage Unleashes Tapir Wars 3 and T.R.A.M.S.
Splash Damage is delighted to announce Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly™, a startling new on-rails shooter heading directly at gamers and penguins everywhere. Gently plodding along in Splash Damage's rich and unique Tapirverse™, Tapir Wars: It Just Got Chilly is set to devolutionise gaming with a barrage of never-before-sniffed features, led by the leaf-breaking T.R.A.M.S. (Totally Repeatable Automatic Movement System) button.
TRAMS analyses the current status of the PlayerTapir, his surroundings and any nearby enemies to automatically dictate the best possible course of action, guaranteeing infinitely, totally, unwaveringly consistent gameplay: the millionth game will play exactly the same as the first... guaranteed!
You can find out all about the game on the Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly mini-site.