IT Support Engineer

Joining us through the greased bars of what we'd previously thought of as a secure cage comes Joe 'Rex-TheGrunt' Gibson. Joe bided his time amongst the herd of QA testers, he hoarded his gruel and used it to gain the confidence of and finally tame the Trident-Waving Overseers. Five quiet assassinations later (although to be fair, the last was spectacularly messy), he has been elevated from Under-Peon to Beast-Master, and with each passing month we've had successively Mo' Joe.

Joe claims to be "OK seeing sea creatures as long as they are behind thick glass", which comes in handier than you might think. Joe previously toiled in the salt mines of Thames Valley University, but they proved insufficiently saline and he wound up at Splash Towers, waving mice. His dislikes include Burberry, coagulated-goo fast food vendors and the P&P costs on internet deliveries. Those e-brides just aren't the bargain they seem, right guys? Ahh, just trust me. Joe is a sort of luge, comes in cartons of twelve and in his spare time, the Sun he is.