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Mavrik347
30th September 2006, 23:37
This seemingly unprofesional or childish page I found on your site is what sets you aside in my mind, where as other companies like DICE or EA give you a 12 page chapter of the bible on someones bio in an all boring and professional manor I actually like the fact that somebody put things like this:

An enormous colossus of a hulk of a giant of a man, Wils designs maps like chickens lay eggs i.e. in a small wooden hut with straw and in dread fear of foxes and axe-wielding farmers.

Wils map-makes. Maps are made by Wils. Wils makes Wils-made maps. Only Wils-made-maps are made by Wils. Wils-made maps are made by Map-makin’ Wils.

Now over a million years old, Wils has been designing maps since the age of three and lives under a bus. He insists on a new PC and game disc every day lest he inadvertently repeat his own work.

It shows that the people making the product arn't mindless robots, but infact fun normal people. May be just me but like people and especially companies that are fun, very rare and valuable trait.

I think I posted this in the right place lol. Looking forward to ET:QW!

~ Mav

bobjones
30th September 2006, 23:52
robot programmers -> robot players

Got-JuicE
1st October 2006, 00:21
They are all bots

Salteh
1st October 2006, 01:29
Everything on the Team Profile page is true btw!
Or.. based on the truth :tapir:

kamikazee
1st October 2006, 09:07
And most/everything there is written by Bongoboy, if you were curious who did it. :D

GlobalWar
2nd October 2006, 19:05
And most/everything there is written by Bongoboy, if you were curious who did it. :DStrange, i think Bongoboy is bigger then Wils, so if Wils is a Giant..Bongoboy is a big Giant?

Bravo
2nd October 2006, 21:03
He might even be jolly...and green...

Mavrik347
2nd October 2006, 21:22
http://www.nypress.com/18/12/news&columns/green-giant.jpg

GlobalWar
2nd October 2006, 21:29
Thats not Wils!! he has no ponytale!

Mavrik347
2nd October 2006, 22:01
Ponytail? lol that big giant hasn't got one either.

mortis
2nd October 2006, 22:51
Does Wils wear flimsy togas made of vegetable leaves?

Bravo
3rd October 2006, 04:48
Yes - every Friday and Saturday night...or so I have heard...

ayatollah
3rd October 2006, 10:04
Yes - every Friday and Saturday night...or so I have heard...

He's stopped the Saturday night thang as his legend grew. He now spends Sunday afternoons in the toga rubbing himself in butter, watching Songs of Praise.

zenith-ply
4th October 2006, 06:08
Aha I remember reading those profiles...

In addition, he carries a sun-dial, sextant, heliograph and orrery. He doesn’t believe in friction, or shadows.

Hehe. My fav. description. The bismuth quote too on anothers profile. Same as one of my jerseys #83?. Probably nothing to do with it tho, but I always know that element because of that.

Mavrik347
4th October 2006, 16:32
He's stopped the Saturday night thang as his legend grew. He now spends Sunday afternoons in the toga rubbing himself in butter, watching Songs of Praise.

Lmao, :D thats great.