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Splash Damage Unleashes Tapir Wars 3 and T.R.A.M.S.

Submitted by badman on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:53

Splash Damage is delighted to announce Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly™, a startling new on-rails shooter heading directly at gamers and penguins everywhere. Gently plodding along in Splash Damage's rich and unique Tapirverse™, Tapir Wars: It Just Got Chilly is set to devolutionise gaming with a barrage of never-before-sniffed features, led by the leaf-breaking T.R.A.M.S. (Totally Repeatable Automatic Movement System) button.

TRAMS analyses the current status of the PlayerTapir, his surroundings and any nearby enemies to automatically dictate the best possible course of action, guaranteeing infinitely, totally, unwaveringly consistent gameplay: the millionth game will play exactly the same as the first... guaranteed!

You can find out all about the game on the Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly mini-site.

30 Comments

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Shiv
O man, i shall have to graze this when it comes out.
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 12:41
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Pytox
Awesome, I want the limited edition :D
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 12:53
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darthmob
Love the facial expressions in the video! :D
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 12:54
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.Chris.
"Minimal Character Customisation" Best feature!
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 12:54
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dutchman
Aww, cute penquins. The music is also funny and in overal this reminds me of older arcade games.... Really like this a lot :)
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 13:44
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Paul
Haha I've a new favourite game :D
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 14:42
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Ca9ine
April Fools! Awesomeness! :D :D Best one!
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 14:50
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AnthonyDa
No female tapir or penguin ? :(
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 14:59
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DarkangelUK
If there's no female tapirs than i'm not buying it! Awesome :D Edit: Damn you Anthony!
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 14:59
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dutchman
No female tapir or penguin ? :(\
..wonders how AnthonyDa would make a penguin or a Tapir looks like a female one....mhmm, lipstick would be cute :)
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 15:31
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Loffy
It's a killer app! :stroggbanana:
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 16:05
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Stroggafier
Hahaha. Good one. But...when will you guys stop objectifying female tapirs, hmmm? :stroggtapir:
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 16:55
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Berzerkr
The T.R.A.M.S. system is really smart. :)
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 16:59
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light_sh4v0r
oh yeah, I want a model of Natalya :dance:
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 18:17
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kamikazee
Who's the fella with the helmet and the eerie look? Is it... digibob? Oh, and congrats on the video. It's made of undiluted awesome.
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 19:42
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badman
That would be the one, the only Matt 'Anti' Lowe. ;D
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 19:49
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Salteh
That was awesome ;o
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 22:03
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tokamak
I guess Tully did that figure?
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Posted on 1 April, 2010 - 23:25
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stealth6
lol awesome
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Posted on 2 April, 2010 - 00:21
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Pegazus
That was awesome ;o\
Nothing else needs to be saied, SD did it again :cool:
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Posted on 2 April, 2010 - 10:46
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shagileo
I'm so buying that game ! It's gonna be the sweetest addition to my Tapir Wars 1 and 2 collectors item edition -with -out- of -this -world -commentary -'n -bloopers
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Posted on 2 April, 2010 - 12:18
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yoomazir
release it and I'll buy it full price.
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Posted on 3 April, 2010 - 21:53
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Luddens Desir
Much funnier than I anticipated.
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Posted on 4 April, 2010 - 10:16
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Marmil
Oh man, I love the sweet taste of TapirVictory in the morning! hehehe awesome SD. :D
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Posted on 6 April, 2010 - 06:06
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its al bout security
wow nice they poked fun at brink in a totally undercover way by using tapir wars as a cover nice job SD you tell dem trolls to back off
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Posted on 10 June, 2011 - 11:19
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Indloon
Wut?:D The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.
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Posted on 10 June, 2011 - 12:04
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.Chris.
Any reason you posted this on crossfire? It's over a year old...
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Posted on 10 June, 2011 - 14:42
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rookie1
:penguin: id just received this today lol almost got me :tongue:
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Posted on 2 April, 2012 - 02:24
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lakersforce
lol @ T.R.A.M.S. Very smart! EDIT: I just discovered, this was from last year...still fun though
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Posted on 2 April, 2012 - 11:38
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.Chris.
lol @ T.R.A.M.S. Very smart! EDIT: I just discovered, this was from last year...still fun though\
From two years ago. :)
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Posted on 2 April, 2012 - 12:05